She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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