i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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