I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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