Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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