was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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