I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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