question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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