Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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