it hurts more in the daytime
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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