So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
