so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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