It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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