lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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