yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
