How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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