He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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