HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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