Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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