"it" just moved
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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