Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
COCAINE IS GR8
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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