dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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