Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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