Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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