Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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