that's an acceptable place to lick
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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