I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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