Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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