We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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