Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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