Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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