out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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