its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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