But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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