The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
