Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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