What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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