I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize