You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
be right there i have to get my cape
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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