According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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