4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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