Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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