Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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