no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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