this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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