It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
