Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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