WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I love having hate sex.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
this hospital has no fireball
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I came so hard my ears popped.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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