I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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