I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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