yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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