quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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