no you cant smoke seaweed
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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