i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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