I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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