I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
