The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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