I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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