AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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