I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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