I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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