Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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